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Pickle jokes & puns
Kind of a big dill.
101 pickle jokes, puns, knock-knocks, pickup lines and Instagram captions, all family-friendly and only slightly sour. Tap for the punchline, copy the good ones, and send the bad ones to someone who deserves it.
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The whole jar
All 101 pickle jokes
Pickle jokes (questions & answers)
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What do you call a pickle that travels the world?
Why did the cucumber get promoted at the deli?
Why did the pickle go to the doctor?
Why did the pickle cross the road?
What do you call a pickle that sticks to everything?
Why are pickles great at parties?
What’s a pickle’s favorite day of the week?
What did the pickle say after losing a card game?
Why won’t a pickle ever pick a fight?
Why did the pickle blush?
What’s green and goes up and down?
What’s a pickle’s signature dance move?
Why don’t pickles ever panic?
What do you call a frozen pickle?
What’s a pickle’s favorite sport?
Why did the pickle start a band?
What’s a pickle’s favorite game show?
What do you call an angry pickle?
Where do pickles go on vacation?
What do you call a pickle that tells jokes?
What does a pickle do on its day off?
What does a pickle say when it’s surprised?
How do you fix a broken pickle?
What’s a pickle’s favorite instrument?
Why are pickles bad at keeping secrets?
Pickle puns & one-liners
Short, sour and ready for a T-shirt, a lunchbox note or a group chat.
I’m kind of a big dill around here.
I relish every moment. Especially snack moments.
Dill with it.
No big dill.
I’m in a pickle, and honestly? I love it here.
Pickles: proof that a little time in a jar makes everything better.
I’d tell you a pickle joke, but it’s a little jarring.
Born a cucumber. Brined to be wild.
I tried a pickle pun, but it didn’t cut the mustard.
Pickles never quit. They just get more seasoned.
Spear me the details.
Spear or chip? Truly a dill-emma.
Fortune favors the brined.
Every cucumber deserves a second chance. It’s called pickling.
Keep your friends close and your pickles closer.
Keep calm and brine on.
Find someone who looks at you the way you look at a fresh jar of pickles.
Dill-icious and nutritious. Mostly dill-icious.
Sour on the outside, sweet on the inside. Bread-and-butter energy.
Have a dill-ightful day.
Pickle knock-knock jokes
Built for kids, road trips and anyone who can’t resist answering the door.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dill. Dill who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brine. Brine who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pickle. Pickle who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Relish. Relish who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jar. Jar who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spear. Spear who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gherkin. Gherkin who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cucumber. Cucumber who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dilly. Dilly who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who?
Pickle pickup lines
Cheesy, briny and guaranteed to get a reaction. Not guaranteed to get a date.
You’re kind of a big dill.
Are you a pickle? Because I relish every minute with you.
I’d never take you off my sandwich.
Is your name Brine? Because you make everything better.
Are you a stubborn pickle jar? Because I’m not giving up on you.
I like you a whole jar more than I planned to.
You had me at “extra pickles.”
I’d go through a lot of brine for you.
You’ve got me in a pickle, and I don’t want out.
Do you believe in love at first bite?
You must be a gherkin, because you’re small, sweet and totally my type.
I’m dill-ighted we met.
Can I get your number? I’ll put it on the fridge, right next to the pickles.
Are you a fried pickle? Because you’re hot and I’m not sharing.
Pickle dad jokes & groaners
Aged in the jar for maximum eye-rolls.
I used to hate pickles. Then they grew on me. On a vine, technically.
Did you hear about the pickle who won the lottery? He’s a dill-ionaire now.
I’m reading a book about pickling. I can’t put it down. Mostly because my hands are sticky.
I asked a pickle how it was doing. It said, “Can’t complain, I’m in a good jar right now.”
I tried writing a pickle joke. It turned out a little sour.
Pickles are like dad jokes: aged, sour and somehow always at the table.
I dropped a jar of pickles on my foot. Good news: no big dill. Bad news: brine in my sock.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I add a pickle.
I told a pickle my secret. Now it won’t stop relishing it.
A cucumber told me it wants to be a pickle. I said, “You’ll have to go through some stuff first.”
My kid said our fridge is ninety percent pickles. What a jarring accusation.
I said I’d make a few pickles. Now we’re in a pickle about where to put forty jars.
Why did Dad put a pickle in the toaster?
Why did the cucumber win an award?
Pickle captions for Instagram
Spotted the pickle-man sticker? Grab a caption, post it and tag @dillin_around.
Spotted: one big dill, just hanging out.
Out here dillin’ around.
Found him. Or he found me. Unclear.
Plot twist: the sticker wall has a pickle.
Relishing this sighting.
Not a big dill. Okay, it’s a huge dill.
Proof the pickle-man gets around.
Main character energy, if the main character were a gherkin.
Sour mood? Not anymore.
Kind of a big dill in this neighborhood.
Spotted in the wild. No jar required.
Taking “stick around” very literally.
Sighting logged. Pickle passport stamped.
Some souvenirs come in jars. This one came on a sticker wall.
He’s everywhere. Dill-ightfully so.
Green flag spotted. Literally.
Pics or it didn’t brine.
Dill-ivered straight to my camera roll.
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